Really enjoying this bit. It's like ITV's racing coverage as they follow the horses round the paddock giving a bit of background on each one.
Wish there was one called Pye and he owned a Yacht. Then if they chose him he could be Pope Pye the Sailor Man. I’ll get me coyit
The candidates are each paired with a noncey priest and have an hour to go and hide them somewhere in the Vatican. They then have to go and find the others, whoever's priest is last to be found gets the gig.
A bit difficult I think, as there’s no official time limit on it. I’d like to see some highlight reels of the various clergy though.