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  1. Tarntyke

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    #5001 Tarntyke, Jun 14, 2025
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    #5002 dearnevalleyviper, Jun 14, 2025
    Bob the builder walks up to a girl in a Nite Club and says to her " I've got an eight inch dick and I can shag all night" After a couple of drinks, she takes him home with her. The next morning she says to him "You told me that you had an eight inch dick and that you could shag all night. Instead you've got a five inch dick and you lasted only 3 minutes" Bob looks up at her and says " I'm a builder love, that was just an estimate...
     
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    #5003 dearnevalleyviper, Jun 14, 2025
    Got £3500 spareEver, fancy something really bizarre?? how about taxidermy squirrels depicting the French Revolution…. Harrison antiques/auction Thurnscoe IMG_3355.jpeg
     
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    #5004 dearnevalleyviper, Jun 14, 2025
    Got this foot activated robot vacuum cleaner from a Wath charity shop for only £5. Needs a good clean and a little work to get it going again, but nothing I can’t sort out!
    Will show you guys when sorted!!.. IMG_3356.jpeg
     
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    #5007 Tarntyke, Jun 16, 2025
    You either know or you don’t
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    #5009 Acido Tyke, Jun 18, 2025
    Mark Ruffalo said something naughty about Josh Widdicombe lol, on the Graham Norton show.
    Girls over 12 ehh!! lol. :eek:


     
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    #5010 Acido Tyke, Jun 18, 2025
    Hugh Bonneville gets absolutely roasted here lol, by Bill Murray and Matt Damon. :D


     
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    #5012 Father Benny Cake, Jun 24, 2025
    I started my new job as a Bingo caller last night and halfway through calling the numbers I farted loudly.

    My manager immediately came over and whispered in my ear, "Don't do that again!"

    "Sorry," I replied, "It must be the nerves."

    "Fair enough," he said, "But there was no need to hold the microphone to your arse."
     
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    #5013 Didcot Red, Jun 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
    My wife left me yesterday because she said I was obsessed with football. It is a shame really we've been together for 28 seasons.
     
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    #5014 Azisprite, Jun 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
    What do you call a Judge without any fingers?

    JUSTICE THUMBS
     
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    #5017 North Yorks Red, Jun 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
    When you get back to your car and see somebody has slashed your tyre! upload_2025-6-29_14-14-59.jpeg
     
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    #5018 Hooky feller, Jun 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
    Sad news at the Nestle factory today when a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath... He tried in vain to attract attention,
    but every time he shouted "The milky bars are on me"
    everyone cheered
     
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    #5019 Lordtyke, Jun 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
    A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”

    The father answers,

    “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You've got male!'”
     
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