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    Margaret Thatcher dies and turns up at the Pearly Gates. “Not you” says St Peter, you’re not coming in after what you did to my football team’s town. Go to hell”.
    Two weeks later the devil turns up at the Gates. “What’s up?” says Peter.
    “Can you please take Margaret Thatcher?” says Nick “She’s only been here a fortnight and she’s shut down two of my furnaces”.
     
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    Just been out for a Chicken Tarka,it’s a bit like Chicken Tikka but a little otter
     
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