All these 'Turkish barbers' in town cant all be legit

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  1. Archey

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    Is he Turkish?
     
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    Leave it that then, joke ?......I think it was me who joked about ya fringe, so don’t twist it round and why good old “Nige” was brought into the conversation was your doing and not mine. As for Turkish barbers ?, I would have said the same if they were English barbers that were cropping(pardon the pun) up all over the place, so do me a favour and do one please.
     
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    He certainly isn't a delight.
     
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    Must try harder with my jokes. Have a lovely evening kind sir! :)
     
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    Too right, a bet tha r8 laff
     
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    …..as great haircuts do - win/win
     
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    I am, you should ask my barber. :)
     
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    Loads of Asians have apparently been opening Indian restaurants and don't even get me started about the Chinese.
     
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    Peadophlia
    Fascism
    Illegal immigrants

    Any more to add to the list?
     
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    give it time
     
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    I sometimes do accidental money laundering. I occasionally leave a fiver or tenner in my jeans when I chuck em in the washer....!
     
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    Apparently had a few companies registered which had no employees and no assets which managed to get loans intended for companies with £10s of thousands of turnover. At least one of those companies was signed over to his mum immediately after receiving the loan. Hopefully, he'll be found guilty and banged up for a few years.

    Incidentally, Fartage is bleating on about the appalling Reform UK 2025 PLC candidate vetting process not being his fault. Nothing ever is, is it?
     
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    Sounds to me that (like me) you're missing hair!
     
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    He’s now saying that the vetting process will be made easier to pass and encourages those who previously failed vetting to try
     
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    I never knew Russell Eaton was Turkish
     
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    I imagine anyone saying they’re able to stay in role for more than a month?
     
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    Im a bit lost here. Are we saying Nigel Farrage is governing the standards that Turkish Barbers must meet to operate as money launderers? ;-)
     
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    I am surprised there are so many Turkish people living in Barnsley.

    perhaps they managed to get in despite Brexit.;)
     
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    Money laundering or asylum seeking. Go to croppers and the one next door cause nothing but bother and always seems to be empty
     

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