Here's one from Alexie Sayle: The Americans and British have different works for the same thing: They say elevator we say lift They say president we say stupid psychopathic git.
An Indian builder has fallen through the roof at a Lionel Richie concert. An audience member commented "The last thing I saw was Dan Singh on the ceiling"
Not just me then Jay. Lol. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c80pnnn0gj3o I think a further report said his wife dumped him. But denied.