Here's one from Alexie Sayle: The Americans and British have different works for the same thing: They say elevator we say lift They say president we say stupid psychopathic git.
An Indian builder has fallen through the roof at a Lionel Richie concert. An audience member commented "The last thing I saw was Dan Singh on the ceiling"
Not just me then Jay. Lol. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c80pnnn0gj3o I think a further report said his wife dumped him. But denied.
Here’s one from Dermot O’Leary: I went to the bakers to buy a cake. All the cakes were £1 apart from one which was £2. I asked the baker why that cake was more expensive? He said “that’s Madeira cake”.
Some dreadful spelling / grammar on memes. I do wonder if it's intentional or not, but it takes away from the joke when I'm saying to myself you mean "too" not "to" or "of" instead of "have".