Just renewed my library books again. Some great reading: Hidden Secrets In Your Bathroom - Lou Rohl Why Sheffield Wednesday Are A Sleeping Giant - Dee Looded Takeaway Food And Your Health - Donna K Babb Getting To Grips With Your Golf Game - Fay D'Orslice
Mr Whippy has been found dead He had a flake up his bum, sprinkles on his todger and sauce on his nuts. Police think he topped himself
To whoever stole my hi-vis jacket and trainers from my car boot........you can run, but you can't hide.