Goodfella's 'Takeaway' pizza (big cheese or pepperoni), bag of McCain oven chips (small bag 907g) and a tub of Ben & Jerry's ice-cream (500ml, excl. core) for only £3! I bought a tub of Ben & Jerry's for £5 from Papa John's last week (which I knew was a rip off) and I got the exact same one today with a pizza and a bag of chips for £3! Offer available until 6th Dec. Max 20 per customer.
Jay's always telling me I look like a stick insect, at the match. "Big Lil, you look like a stick insect", that's what he says. Honest(!)
So I says to Andy...look Andy there's a stick insect over there....so Andy says that's no stick insect Roy you wally...that's Kev, Kev I says? Kev he says, true story!
Roy, come away. Jay's fancying his chances with JamDrop. Come and join me at the bar. Come and join the stick insect. Your round, Roy. Mine's a red wine, mate.
There you go mate, a pint of red wine for you and a babycham for me, now let's sit and watch Jay at wor...oh that didn't last long
Cheers, mate. Bottoms up. I think Jay was being a bit optimistic with his chances. JamDrop's quite a classy lady and has standards. The thing is, when I worra lad, we never had any female teachers who looked like her. All ours looked like Alastair Sim in drag!