1,2,3,4

I declare a thumb war.

anyone?

 

One,two,three,four

you let men use your back door

 

5,6,7,8

you're partial to dry bum rape.

 

5,6,7,8

Bend her over the garden gate.</p>

 

9,10,11,12

deep in a bum crack your fist it does delve

 

13,14,15,16

towards the men, you clearly lean

 

17,18,19,20

Mens **** you've had a plenty.

 

TM's favourite song:

Baaarrrpp - Pussy Chat Dolls Heads
(feat. Stevey Taylor)

Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha

[Stevey T]
It's funny how a man only thinks about the quim,
You got a real big arse, but I'm looking your quim,
You got real big baps, but I'm looking at your quim,
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your quim.

[Steffi]
I don't give a ****,
Keep looking at my quim,
'Cause it don't mean a thing if you're looking at my quim,
I'm a do my ring while you're playing with your ****,
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha.



9, 10, 11, 12
Hartog is a poisoned elf

 

21, 22, 23, 24 ...

Jay will kick in your back doors.

 

RE: 25.26.27.28

full ponty can i bum thee mate

 

29, 30, 31, 32 ...

... bob it up my brown muck chute.

I make me sick.

 

33, 34, 35, 36....

A whole new meaning to poo sticks</p>

 

37, 38, 39, 40 ...

Double anal is quite naughty.

 

41, 42, 43, 44...

The Full Ponty is a pink-boy whore

 

45, 46, 47, 48 ...

Mutually masturbate.

 

49.50.51.52.

can i eat your poo

 

53, 54, 55, 56 ...

... yes - it's brown like weetabix.

 

I think I have just read the worlds first biscuit game....

on the internet...</p>

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