Chris Samba is set for a staggering £100,000-a-week deal at Queens Park Rangers. QPR chairman Tony Fernandes is rushing to agree personal terms in a deadline-beating £12.5million transfer.
Hope they go down. The nations favourite 'Arry "cheeky chappy barrow boy core blimey guv'nor" Redknapp shafts another club.
But it's all totally legit and above-board, you know. Seriously, when is he going to get properly "found out"?