2016 Predictions (part 1)

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  1. Red

    Red-Taff. Well-Known Member

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    Dyson awarded Nobel prize for Literature.

    Jam Drop voted Miss BFC - shortly afterwards her only challenger second placed Fired arrested for 'allegedly' keying Miss JD's car.

    Jay enjoying trysts with LJ somewhere in Athersely.

    Mario K now employs team of secretaries to post massages on this site to maintain his position as BBS.s top poster -- MK never known to repeat himself....

    Dr Z (I love you) sees the light and becomes an unstoppable happy clapper - Save (clap) Lee (clap) Johnson (clap) (clap) (clap) .......ad infinitum.

    Dubaityke fesses up to never having left Elsecar but likes the foreign sounding username.

    JWBigLil escorted out of British Museum still insiting that the 'priceless artefact' he dug up was not a squashed coke can.

    Whitey and Bossman enter a Civil Partnership.

    Pingiskola appears on 'Pointless Supporters' on t v -- well the title says it all.

    oh and Gally turns out to be Phil Gridelet - well we knew they were there but we never saw them.

    Part 2 - over to you!
     
  2. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    It was from Romano Britain. There was a Latin inscription on the side of the can. Honest(!):D
     
  3. Bossman

    Bossman Well-Known Member

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    Biggest mistake of my life...he never tidies up after himself, he leaves his shoes all over and if I try talk to him about it he flounces off....granted he's back again in 5 minutes, :-D
     
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    Once went on a dig in york with Jwbiglil and we dug up a skeleton...i was amazed at jwbiglil 's knowledge ....
    Wow says i , weve found a viking's body.......mmmm dont think so was the reply.....
    After a 5 minute inspection jwbiglil says .....early roman....roundabout 6 years BC......would say late 50s died of a heart attack, brought on by shock
    All the top brass disagreed .....no way they said.....sheds assumption Viking more likely.....
    Anyway the skeleton was carted off to be examined, scans the lot....sure enough all the different types of tests proved jwbiglil to be right.....
    Early roman died of a heart attack brought on by shock
    Thats amazing how did you know that by just inspecting the remains i asked
    Thats easy came jwbiglils reply, i found the skeleton cluting this
    He then handed me a small piece of parchment paper with the words betting slip etched on it
    £10,000 Goliath to win



    I know .....taxi for the shed

    Mind you we dug up a old sanitary towel.....that was from a roman period...

    Its the lights that do it....i open the fridge door and end up doing another 20 minutes....
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Daft bugger!:D:D
    'Like'
     
  6. Dragon Tyke

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    could you tell me more about MarioK's secretary's

    and the Massages.... I would be very interested in investing in that venture.

    :eek:
     
  7. JamDrop

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    Re: could you tell me more about MarioK's secretary's

    Have you been stalking me? My car has a huge scratch down it from where someone keyed it a while back :( I never knew who did it but now it's all becoming clear...
     
  8. Red

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    Re: could you tell me more about MarioK's secretary's

    well-spotted DT

    2016 -- Dragon Tyke invests all his pension in a string of massage parlours, each masseuse having 'practiced' and learnt her craft on DT's honed?? body.
     
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