21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas

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> 1. I prefer breasts to legs
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> 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
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> 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
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> 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
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> 5. I've never seen a better spread!
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> 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
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> 7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
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> 8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
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> 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
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> 10. Don't play with your meat.
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> 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
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> 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
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> 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
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> 14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
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> 15. How long will it take after you put it in?
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> 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
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> 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
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> 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
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> 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
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> 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
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> 21. I do like a good stuffing.
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> Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year