Well, I'm rumblin' in this 2CV 26 years old and Captain Birdseye sitting beside me. Hartog rattles Jays bum like berserk While he's singin, "Don't forget your Durex, for God's sake Dirk!" My dad's probably had a bloody lazy day But he's been miserable and grumpy and moanin' away And meanwhile Dirks still in Jay's behind gettin all impatient and angry, but we dont mind. And I need an anal bypass oh Still got problems with my arse,</p> oh woah Shittin' on the toolbox oh And I'm so glad I'm not at work, boss So glad I'm not at work Oh no... And we pull over to allow me **** to pass Feeling a worrying dribble in the region of my barse And we're travelling to some hell hole like Swansea Or Yeovil, or Bournemouth, or maybe even Wigan And meanwhile Dirk still practices dry bum sex! Just lock up your daughters, your Mother and your pets And I'll tell all my mates my dad's Father Christmas With a big white beard and and a gut full of Pukka's And I need an anal bypass oh Still got problems with my arse,</p> oh woah Shittin' on the toolbox oh And I'm so glad I'm not at work, boss So glad I'm not at work And I need an anal bypass oh Still got problems with my arse,</p> oh woah Shittin' on the toolbox oh And I'm so glad I'm not at work, boss So glad I'm not at work - Said I'm Matt, twenty six, and my dad's Birdseye. Produced me with his Jap's eye. I'm Matt, twenty six, and my dad's Birdseye. Produced me with his Jap's eye. I'm Matt, twenty six, and my dad's Birdseye. Produced me with his Jap's eye. I'm Matt, twenty six, and my dad's Birdseye. Produced me with his Jap's eye </p> And I need an anal bypass oh Still got problems with my arse,</p> oh woah Shittin' on the toolbox oh And I'm so glad I'm not at work, boss So glad I'm not at work</p> Aw, said I'm Matt, twenty six, and my dad's Birdseye. Produced me with his Jap's eye. I'm Matt, twenty six, and my dad's Birdseye. Produced me with his Jap's eye Aw, I'm Matt, twenty six, and my dad's Birdseye. Produced me with his Jap's eye. I'm Matt, twenty six, and my dad's Birdseye. Produced me with his Jap's eye.</p>
