Number 1 - Leon Constantine Signs</p> Number 2 - Brian Howard Signs New Contract</p> Number 3 - We Beat Southend (And Spurs Beat Cardiff Wednesday)</p>
</p> The Stone Roses get back together.</p> Audrey Tatou and Natalie Portman ask me to their villa on Curacao.</p> Aliens take over and appoint me benevolent dictator of the world.</p>
German Shepherd. Built like a brick shithouse and cool as ****. She'll be making some puppies for the bobbies later this year.
If you can always be cheerful If you can sleep without drugs If you can relax without alcohol If you can start the day without caffiene (sp?) If you can take blame without resentment If you can resist complaining If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you time And if you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you when, through no fault of yours, something goes wrong THEN, my friend, you are almost as good as your dog.....