English Crystal Phallus Old’em Pathetic Port Fail Man-Chest-Hair United Fred West Ham Stroke Titty Man Titty Not so Hotspur Tottenham Hotsperm Aston Filla Breast Homage Albion / Breast Rummage Albion Mk Dongs Dances with Wolves Crystal Meth Palace Exeter Gently Notts Florist Bolton Squanderers Moleicester City Fritzl Palace Texas Oldham Queens Park Strangers
Fiorentina Turner Hangover 96 Bayer Neverloosin PSV Legover ... or my personal favourite, FC Chubby Guy Behind The Desk (the league admin guy was chubby and sat behind a desk)