5-a-side team names

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    TheFlash New Member

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    Anyone got any suggestions for Barnsley-based pun team names?
     
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    Tottenham hotsperm
     
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    Zemaj Well-Known Member

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    Exeter Gently
     
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    Not BFC related but I always liked Ajax Treesdown
     
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    Found these listed on the web

    1. Borussia Teeth
    2. Not in Mum’s Forest or Notting yourmumsforest
    3. Berocca Juniors
    4. Bayer Neverlosen
    5. Inter Malamb
    6. Man Chest Hair United
    7. AC AlittlesilhoutteofMilan
    8. Dynamo Chicken Kiev
    9. Steau Needarest
    10. Real Sosobad
    11. Hardly Athletic, Barely Athletic, Slightly Athletic , Notso Athletic, Lessthan Athletic
    12. Sporting Abeergut
    13. Breast Rummidge Albion, Breast Homage Albion
    14. Real Ale Madrid,
    15. Surreal Madrid
    16. Dyslexia Untied
    17. FC Twente Somethings
    18. A3 Milan
    19. Crystal Phallus
    20. LSD Eindhoven
    21. Pork Vale
    22. Stroke Titty
    23. Unathletico Madrid
    24. Fiorentina Turner
    25. Fourintina
    26. Fatzio
    27. Sporting hardons
    28. Rapid Vienetta
    29. Bumfica
    30. Parmesan Belgrade
    31. Deportivo lack o’ talent
    32. Man Titty United
    33. Ajax Treesdown
    34. Sub-standard Liege
    35. Royal Mail-drid
    36. Fred West Ham
    37. Bayer Leverarchfile
    38. FC Copenbadly
    39. Arselona
    40. Barearselona
    41. Outer Milan
    42. The Boca Seniors
    43. Creweventus
    44. St Mirnoff
    45. Tottenham Hotsperm
    46. Toulouse or NotToulouse FC
    47. Inter Masister
    48. Inter Me-nan, Inter Me Gran
    49. Athletic Dildao
    50. Ivory Toast
    51. Inter Bred
    52. Partick Fistle
    53. Real Sociopath
    54. Real Madras
    55. FC Dopenhagen
    56. Sporting Bad Haircuts
    57. Shakthar Senseless
    58. Rapid Viagra
    59. Celtegg
    60. Sporting Lesbian
    61. Real Social-Dads
    62. Brian Munich
    63. PSV Hangover
    64. Dynamo Kebab
    65. Getafe Mysister
    66. Porto Cabin
    67. Jewventus
    68. Leave me’Arcelona
    69. Paris Ganjaman
    70. David Cameroon
    71. Farcelona
    72. Aston Vanilla
    73. Crapston Villa
    74. Manchester Obesity
    75. Werder Beermen
    76. Olympique Mayonnaise
    77. Snorting Whizbon
    78. AC Dead People
    79. Exeter Gently
    80. Tooting Young Boys
    81. Bog Standard Liege
    82. Is your motherwell?
    83. Tram Near Rovers
    84. Expected Toulouse
    85. (Where your from)’s got talent e.g. Streatham’s got talent
    86. Pathetic Athletic
    87. Spartak Tesco
    88. Molesta City
    89. HIV Eindhoven
    90. Fenham-bache
    91. Bayer own Bier
    92. Bayern Large
    93. They think it’s Moldova
    94. Is this the way to hammer Villa?
    95. Texas Oldham
    96. Oldman Asthmatic
    97. Raoul Moatdrid
    98. Crystal (Meth) Palace
    99. Barry’s Shagged Yer Ma
    100. Queens Park Strangers
    101. Sheffield Thursday
    102. Bolton Squanderers
    103. Romasexuals
    104. Ladzio
    105. Athletico Bilboa Baggins
    106. Paralympiacos
    107. Blunderland

    Not directly associated with professional teams:
    108. Roddyjaegar Bombs
    109. Balotellitubbies
    110. Le Saux Solid Crew
    111. Petr Cech yourself
    112. 50 shades O’Shea
    113. ABCDE FC
    114. Slumdog Mignolet
    115. Tea and Busquets
    116. Pleased to Michu
    117. Moves like Agger
    118. Occasionally United
    119. Mirror Signal Malouda
    120. Phantom of the Chopra
    121. This is Norway to Play Football
    122. Wrong Direction/ No Direction
    123. It’s Spraining Men
    124. Kiss My Pass
    125. Jesmond Lynam
    126. Jesmond Tutu
    127. Range Rovers
    128. Your Mum’s Athletic
    129. Obi Wan – Kenobi Nil
    130. The Gerri Hatricks
    131. Victorious Secret
    132. Tequila Mocking Birds
    133. Norfolk N’ Chance
    134. Inter Clunge, Inter Beaver
    136. Whale Oil Beefed Hucked
    137. Multiple Scorgasms
    138. Mahat Macoat
    139. Craving Cottaging
    140. Excuse the Clichy
    141. Six Offenders
    142. Goal Goal Power Rangers
    143. Jackson 5 a side
    144. Smack my Pitchup
    145. Murder on Zidane’s Floor
    146. Two girls one cup
    147. Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
    148. How I met your Mata
    149. Cech’s in the Post
    150. A Stern Test of Carragher
    151. Upson Downs
    152. Shay Given Not Stirred
    153. Made Emile of it
    154. Dude, Where’s Micah?
    155. Raging Kaboul
    156. Things are getting messi
    157. Ji Sung Park the bus
    158. Thomas Muller Corner
    159. The Tortoise and De Gea
    160. Diaby does Gallas
    161. Lads on Toure
    162. I can’t believe its not Butner
    163. Crouching Woman Hidden Cucumber
    164. Titus shambles
    165. Baines on Toast
    166. My little Kone
    167. De Gea Bar
    168. Gangs of Dwight York
    169. Moves Like Agger
    170. Load of Kaka
    171. Tekkerslovakia
    172. Portugeezers
    173. Cesc and the City
    174 Neville Wears Prada
    175. Alice in Hangeland
    176. We Arbeloe a lot of teams
    177. Osasuna O Later
    178. Liverfull
    179. Benteke Fried Chicken
    180. Inter Girls U21
    181. Luis Suarez ate my hamster
    182. Schindler’s Assist
    183. And the Winners Are
    184. AFC Game, Set and Snatch
    185. Always on Top
    186. Call me Bébé
    187. Absolutely shawless
    188. Are you shaw?
    189. Shaw to win
    190. Mind over Mata
    191. Two’s Kompany
    192. Needa Bale Out
    193. Beercelona
    194. Fake Madrid
    195. Barcabona
     
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    Barnselona.
     
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    Some very clever and funny ones amongst them:)
     
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    I couldn't think of any then realised now I played three seasons with Barnselona. Oh dear
     
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    Happens to the best of us FF. Now, what are we talking about again?
     

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