Found these listed on the web 1. Borussia Teeth 2. Not in Mum’s Forest or Notting yourmumsforest 3. Berocca Juniors 4. Bayer Neverlosen 5. Inter Malamb 6. Man Chest Hair United 7. AC AlittlesilhoutteofMilan 8. Dynamo Chicken Kiev 9. Steau Needarest 10. Real Sosobad 11. Hardly Athletic, Barely Athletic, Slightly Athletic , Notso Athletic, Lessthan Athletic 12. Sporting Abeergut 13. Breast Rummidge Albion, Breast Homage Albion 14. Real Ale Madrid, 15. Surreal Madrid 16. Dyslexia Untied 17. FC Twente Somethings 18. A3 Milan 19. Crystal Phallus 20. LSD Eindhoven 21. Pork Vale 22. Stroke Titty 23. Unathletico Madrid 24. Fiorentina Turner 25. Fourintina 26. Fatzio 27. Sporting hardons 28. Rapid Vienetta 29. Bumfica 30. Parmesan Belgrade 31. Deportivo lack o’ talent 32. Man Titty United 33. Ajax Treesdown 34. Sub-standard Liege 35. Royal Mail-drid 36. Fred West Ham 37. Bayer Leverarchfile 38. FC Copenbadly 39. Arselona 40. Barearselona 41. Outer Milan 42. The Boca Seniors 43. Creweventus 44. St Mirnoff 45. Tottenham Hotsperm 46. Toulouse or NotToulouse FC 47. Inter Masister 48. Inter Me-nan, Inter Me Gran 49. Athletic Dildao 50. Ivory Toast 51. Inter Bred 52. Partick Fistle 53. Real Sociopath 54. Real Madras 55. FC Dopenhagen 56. Sporting Bad Haircuts 57. Shakthar Senseless 58. Rapid Viagra 59. Celtegg 60. Sporting Lesbian 61. Real Social-Dads 62. Brian Munich 63. PSV Hangover 64. Dynamo Kebab 65. Getafe Mysister 66. Porto Cabin 67. Jewventus 68. Leave me’Arcelona 69. Paris Ganjaman 70. David Cameroon 71. Farcelona 72. Aston Vanilla 73. Crapston Villa 74. Manchester Obesity 75. Werder Beermen 76. Olympique Mayonnaise 77. Snorting Whizbon 78. AC Dead People 79. Exeter Gently 80. Tooting Young Boys 81. Bog Standard Liege 82. Is your motherwell? 83. Tram Near Rovers 84. Expected Toulouse 85. (Where your from)’s got talent e.g. Streatham’s got talent 86. Pathetic Athletic 87. Spartak Tesco 88. Molesta City 89. HIV Eindhoven 90. Fenham-bache 91. Bayer own Bier 92. Bayern Large 93. They think it’s Moldova 94. Is this the way to hammer Villa? 95. Texas Oldham 96. Oldman Asthmatic 97. Raoul Moatdrid 98. Crystal (Meth) Palace 99. Barry’s Shagged Yer Ma 100. Queens Park Strangers 101. Sheffield Thursday 102. Bolton Squanderers 103. Romasexuals 104. Ladzio 105. Athletico Bilboa Baggins 106. Paralympiacos 107. Blunderland Not directly associated with professional teams: 108. Roddyjaegar Bombs 109. Balotellitubbies 110. Le Saux Solid Crew 111. Petr Cech yourself 112. 50 shades O’Shea 113. ABCDE FC 114. Slumdog Mignolet 115. Tea and Busquets 116. Pleased to Michu 117. Moves like Agger 118. Occasionally United 119. Mirror Signal Malouda 120. Phantom of the Chopra 121. This is Norway to Play Football 122. Wrong Direction/ No Direction 123. It’s Spraining Men 124. Kiss My Pass 125. Jesmond Lynam 126. Jesmond Tutu 127. Range Rovers 128. Your Mum’s Athletic 129. Obi Wan – Kenobi Nil 130. The Gerri Hatricks 131. Victorious Secret 132. Tequila Mocking Birds 133. Norfolk N’ Chance 134. Inter Clunge, Inter Beaver 136. Whale Oil Beefed Hucked 137. Multiple Scorgasms 138. Mahat Macoat 139. Craving Cottaging 140. Excuse the Clichy 141. Six Offenders 142. Goal Goal Power Rangers 143. Jackson 5 a side 144. Smack my Pitchup 145. Murder on Zidane’s Floor 146. Two girls one cup 147. Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels 148. How I met your Mata 149. Cech’s in the Post 150. A Stern Test of Carragher 151. Upson Downs 152. Shay Given Not Stirred 153. Made Emile of it 154. Dude, Where’s Micah? 155. Raging Kaboul 156. Things are getting messi 157. Ji Sung Park the bus 158. Thomas Muller Corner 159. The Tortoise and De Gea 160. Diaby does Gallas 161. Lads on Toure 162. I can’t believe its not Butner 163. Crouching Woman Hidden Cucumber 164. Titus shambles 165. Baines on Toast 166. My little Kone 167. De Gea Bar 168. Gangs of Dwight York 169. Moves Like Agger 170. Load of Kaka 171. Tekkerslovakia 172. Portugeezers 173. Cesc and the City 174 Neville Wears Prada 175. Alice in Hangeland 176. We Arbeloe a lot of teams 177. Osasuna O Later 178. Liverfull 179. Benteke Fried Chicken 180. Inter Girls U21 181. Luis Suarez ate my hamster 182. Schindler’s Assist 183. And the Winners Are 184. AFC Game, Set and Snatch 185. Always on Top 186. Call me Bébé 187. Absolutely shawless 188. Are you shaw? 189. Shaw to win 190. Mind over Mata 191. Two’s Kompany 192. Needa Bale Out 193. Beercelona 194. Fake Madrid 195. Barcabona