50 Shades of Barnsley

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  1. kektyke

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    Even though he only had one tattoo I yearned for him to fill those lonely hours between Jeremy Kyle and Loose Women". "As he approached, his smile told me it was benefit day and I knew my Lonsdale top would be hanging off the lamp shade tonight.""As I stood in line at the Job Centre a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, B.O and Lynx Africa.
    I turned around and there he was. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto
    the wheelie bins behind Aldi. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery.
    I knew it was love when i could feel the edges of his sovereign ring rubbing the rim of my arsehole and my life would never be the same!"

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    Finally, a bit of culture on the BBS. First we had the poetic prowess of TFP now this literary masterpiece. Whatever next?
     
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    Hemsworth Tyke will be throwing Shakesperean insults the way of Bobby Hassell come next week
     
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    Toby or not Toby? That is the question.
     
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    and King Keef wearing his Hamlet tights on matchdays
     
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    "But for my own part it was Greek to me" would be somewhat appropriate where HT and his posts are concerned.
     
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    As You like It and Much Ado About Nothing.
     
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    His posts tended to be either tragedy or comedy, especially the Bobby posts.
     
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    I had rather have a fool to make me merry, than experience to make me sad....
     
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