A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger lady at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring. The man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special." At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only £40,000," the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it." The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, "By cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon." On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said, "There's no money in that account." "I know," said the old man. "But let me tell you about my great weekend". Probably as old as the old man himself but hey-ho.
Two miners awaiting hearing test for an industrual claim in waiting room. Secretary calls one of them to go in doctors surgery for test, as he enters doctor asks in a low voice " please close the window " "Certainly " says the first miner and proceeded to the window Ahh said the doctor there's nothing wrong with your hearing ,off you go and I'll be recommending your claim be dismissed . Now send the next patient in on your way out please. On his way out he Informs the second miner to go in but warns him about the window trick the doctor used on him. Ah I'll watch for that he says. As soon as he enters the room the doctor in a low voice asked him to close the window to which the second miner replies. Shut it thi sen tha not catching me art.
