A pitch for a new shirt: This shirt looks like a barnsley shirt when you buy it. However when you enter oakwell it begins to look like and smells just like a washday shirt, its blue and white. it stinks of ****. when inside oakwell however, the shirt detects if the wearer is making any noise, by a simple vibration sensor in the fowl badge. When it detects this it turns in to a brilliant, DARK RED barnsley shirt, smelling of roses. But thats not all! Should the wearer begin to slag off players repeatedly, or moan about other fans singing, it will self destruct, meaning the owner will have to buy a new one. Anyone refusing to wear a shirt in to oakwell will face a £5 surcharge on top of the ticket price and will have to sit in the uncovered part of the west stand, where sprinklers will constantly spray that fine rain that soaks you through. Do you think this idea is viable?
RE: not at the moment the shirt! just think of the atmosphere, non stop chanting. it would become a euphoric atmosphere, much like the effects of exstacy, but with the only drug being football!