Father Christmas was having a very bad day. The elves were on strike and wouldn't make any toys. The reindeer had been grounded due to problems with pets' passorts. Mother Christmas was bending Santa's ear over her plans for a Boxing Day getaway to an island in the Seychelles. Just then, Tinkerbell walked into Santa's workshop carrying a Christmas tree. She said 'Oi, fat bloke in the red and white suit, where should I put this?' That's why you will always find a fairy sitting on top of the Christmas tree.
