A Couple Of Jokes From Jimmy Carr Last Night To Break The Tension

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  1. Eaststand Lower

    Eaststand Lower Well-Known Member

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    They say in showbiz never work with Children or Animals.......especially in Porn.

    Im an traditonalist when it comes to sex my favorite posistion? Reverse Cowgirl.

    They say safety in numbers 6,000,000 Jews where wrong.

    The Newspaper headlines said of Josif Fritzl "The Most Evil Man In Austrian History".......Not even close

    Did Josif Fritzl get planning permission??
     
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    That's funny is it?
     
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    ha ha ha. absolutely love jimmy car!!
     
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    Charlie Williams Les Dawson etc. Been dead years still funnier than that, in my opinion of course, which after much debate on this board we are still allowed as far as I know.
     
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    Eastand Lower where were you sat.
     
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    The new breed of Comediens are not a patch on the old Comics

    Most of the new Comics rely on leaping about with stupid walks and actions. Bit like Nat Jackly and Freddie Frinton (the best 'drunk' ever) see Youtube.
     
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