A Cristmas Card Story,Dont Laugh

yes,dont laugh or smirk
your turn will come
this is the first Xmas for 53 years,imin charge
the first one i got,was from a friend ive know for Donkeys
each xmas he popped in with his card
and i did like wise
but this year different he is82 now has a pacemaker fitted
the card delivered by Scout Post
so i made one out immediatley,inteneding
to cal my self,on my scooter
well i forgot,(whatch it now)
then othe cards arrived and a build wa happening
so off i goes to the post,buys a pack of stamps
and posts a pile
several days later i cant find my pals card un stamped
twosdays later i makes him another one out and posts it this time,
another day goes by
then Phone rings
hi BOB,thanks for your card,
it only cost me£1 24 pee
with emphasis on the Pee
his wife dont swear,she was listening
i humbly apologised
two more days go by
Phone rings
Thanks for your Card
you stupid Pee
merry xmas

i tell you,Friends
those Ma,s and Grandma,s Pure Magic
Merry Xmas to you all

 

Marvellous Bob

The first Christmas for you - I know how that was for my dad, but you have a good family who'll take care of you I'm sure.

Just remember all those Christmasses you had with your wife and raise a glass to her.

Have a good one.

 

RE: Marvellous Bob

Oh for sure,
there n the way,grandson,in the shower
27 years old,knows where the drinks are
grandaughter comefrom uni t Morrow Skint
Turkey ,relxing in the fridge
Oh yes they will ,cook if for me on tuesday
this time im not washing up
cheers Merry Xmas,
thanks

 

RE: Marvellous Bob

I hope all goes well Bob.... (Y) ....

I'm gonna view this prefab after crimbo (ideal for the wind) if all goes well Bob you'll have me on your doorstep.... (lookout) .... http://www.thinkproperty.com/property/13144875

We'll have a bevy or two if it happens, if thats OK with you.... ....

. Not be long....
(nodding2fingers) (nodding2fingers) (nodding2fingers)

 

60 grand for a chalet at Fitties!

**** me! My mum and dad should have got one of them instead of a caravan!

 

RE: 60 grand for a chalet at Fitties!

It'll do for my purpose....Its the summer winds i crave, nice holiday venue for me. Caravans are OK aswell on that site, I'd considered one buying of them myself, but there int enough room for what i need.

Are yeah happy.... For sure he looks a miserable bugger....
Don't forget to feed your dogs this Christmas.... (Y) ....

You got one by the way....?

 

RE: 60 grand for a chalet at Fitties!

Got what? A dog?

No, I've got a cat though. Like dogs as well but can't leave them at home all day like you can with a cat.

 

Bless you Bob

You're a shining light on here, I always look forward to your stories. Long may it continue!</p>

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Merry ChristmasBob

Hope your getting used to that new Organ. When are we going to see it on you tube ?

 

RE: Merry ChristmasBob

hi Wassy,its gone
down the road
hold on to ur phone

 

RE: Bless you Bob

thank you Shyee
my pleasure,for sure,
thanks Merry Xmas to you
and yours