PMSL but think the kid who stuck the elephant in the way deserves something for imagination!! and I know exactly where the kid with the hanging figure was coming from....happy days!
RE: Brilliant! Reminds me of a Chemistry exam I did once - the question showed a picture of an experiment with various test tubes etc. The question was why must test tube A come before test tube B? I hadn't a clue so I put: "Because A comes before B in the alphabet, stupid!" On getting the results back my Chemistry teacher read my answer out to the whole class and held me up for general ridicule...hated the b*****d for it!