Who's to blame for her rediculously irritating life..?</p> Is it Jordan herself?</p> Is it the the Glitzy celebrity magazines who follow her around like a fart under a blanket?</p> Or is it the consumer... The women of this world who spend hour after hour reading about where Jessica Alba has her fanny haired waxed?</p> </p> </p>
Definitely the latter as I often point out to the missus when she's reading (actually looking at photos in) the latest issue of whatever crap (insert one of many) she's bought. Oh look, there's Kerry Katona loading some shopping into her boot... not so glamorous now is she... and there's JLo going to some awards ceremony. Did you know you can get her look, just from shopping on the high street? It's a lie... I looked a reyt pillock.