a good laugh for dog lovers

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    uncle mort New Member

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    daughter has just got a Bull Mastive pup. Six sheets of A4 paper full of instructions.
    Do not allow the pup outside of the house for 6 months(use a litter tray)
    feed only on green tripe, no biscuits or treats (except wholemeal bread)
    after 6months take for a walk, but no more than 1!/2 miles a week, but must wear a coat


    pissed missen laughing


    ps, Bess dont like her
     
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    What dog lover wrote that?

    Sounds more like terrorist remand procedure to me
     
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    RE: What dog lover wrote that?

    its the breader she got the pup from, our Gemma said she was a wierd woman, said it was a good job I didn't go with her to pick it up . cos I would have slotted her one :)
     
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