A Joke I Just Got Texted

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  1. dreamboy3000

    dreamboy3000 Well-Known Member

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    If you think life is bad, how would you feel if you were an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes four minutes to get hard. Only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with five other guys and after three minutes in the hot tub you get your head smashed in and then you get a good poking by a load of soldiers. But worst of all the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. So cheer up, your life ain't that bad :D :D :D
     
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    Did that come through as 10 text messages or summat daft?? nt
     
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    you must have a cheap crap phone

    or a Sony Ericsson :D
     
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    Sony Ericsson, why? Do I have a dis-advantage
     
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    Just that they dont let large text messages come all in one mesage

    get a Nokia :D
     
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    Mine does

    And my Nokia didn't used to, so it must depend on the model!
     
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    Must do then nt
     
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