I met my love by the gas works wall Dreamed a dream by the old canal Kissed a girl by the factory wall Dirty old town Dirty old town Clouds a drifting across the moon Cats a prowling on their beat Spring’s a girl in the street at night Dirty old town Dirty old town Heard a siren from the docks Saw a train set the night on fire Smelled the spring on the smoky wind Dirty old town Dirty old town I’m going to make me a good sharp axe Shining steel tempered in the fire Will chop you down like an old dead tree Dirty old town Dirty old town AND Oh my name is jock stewart I’m a canny gun man And a roving young fellow I’ve been So be easy and free When you’re drinking with me I’m a man you don’t meet every day I have acres of land I have men at command I have always a shilling to spare So be easy and free When you’re drinking with me I’m a man you don’t meet every day So come fill up your glasses Of brandy and wine Whatever it costs I will pay So be easy and free When you’re drinking with me I’m a man you don’t meet every day Well I took out my dog And him I did shoot All down in the county kildare So be easy and free When you’re drinking with me I’m a man you don’t meet every day Good night, may all your dreams come true...
A last whisky, or, Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, joe makes a horrible discovery... Joe: Why does it hurt when I pee? Why does it hurt when I pee? I don’t want no doctor To stick no needle in me Why does it hurt when I pee? I got it from the toilet seat I got it from the toilet seat It jumped right up ’n’ grabbed my meat Got it from the toilet seat My balls feel like a pair of maracas My balls feel like a pair of maracas Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus! My balls feel like a pair of maracas Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh! Why does it Why does it Why does it Why does it hurt...when i Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? Which may happen if they do, for some?
