A mate of mine sent me a pork pie in the post

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  1. Gue

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    His note said it cost him 42 pence from Barnsley Market. The dirty Barsteward
     
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  2. E.I. Addio

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    ah tha gunna eight it?</p>

    f'not, am starvin</p>
     
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    I found a mushroom in the oven last night from a fry up I made last week.

    You can have that if you want. It's probably magic.
     
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    Let's get this right.

    You did a fry up.
    In the oven.

    I think your far fetched tale of culinary abandon is too much to swallow.
     
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    RE: Let's get this right.

    I popped the leftovers in the oven 'for later'.

    And I found them, much, much later.
     
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    RE: Let's get this right.

    so you put a mushroom in the oven for later? You're tight you are.
     
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    A mushroom in the oven?

    Is that a eupemism?
     
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  8. Isl

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    RE: A mushroom in the oven?

    if it's a funny one then yes I'll take it.
     
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  9. Gue

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    Suffice to say that a Barnsley Pie doesn't travel well

    Jelly was all but dried up
     
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    RE: A mushroom in the oven?

    There were two mushrooms and one tomato, perfect for a midnight snack.

    And yes...tight as a nuns chuff.
     
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    He's making it up.

    If a proper full British Isles breakfast fry up is prepared ... you don't put unused mushrooms, tomatoes, beans etc "in the oven" for a bit.
    You pile the plate higher.

    I, for one, don't believe his ridiculous funghi fable.
     
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  12. Isl

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    RE: He's making it up.

    there wasn't too mush room on the plate or summat.

    I think that's it. I think that's the gag that has put me in the genius category.
     
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  13. The Full Ponty

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    Agreed.

    The flawed genius society has a new member.
    You can now go to the Christmas dinner with Roundsman, Johnnycoachman & Cain Dingle.

    I thought you were going to make a right hash brown of it.

    It will be many, many years until the society look at my application.
     
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    RE: Agreed.

    Well it's been nice chatting to you fun guys.

    I'm off for an all day (preferably yesterdays) breakfast.
     
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  15. The Full Ponty

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    Liar.

    You are Jim Carrey in that film.
    Forrest Gump I think it was.

    You make me sick.
     
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  16. Oxf

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    Squawk

    Shut it Garth Crookes.

    You too make me sick.
     
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    RE: Squawk

    I can't help being a darkystani.
    It's the way I was brunged up.

    I blame ITV Digital.
     
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