Last night out in the local I visited the lavvie......(I know what your dirty minds are thinking already ) Coming back (having not had any encounters whatsoever ) the bloke sat near me n my mate says to me "Are you Daves lad?" Says me "What Dave ****** ?"(surname witheld so I can take the p155 out of him when I see him without his prior knowledge) "Yes thats him...are you his lad?"(for out of towners "His son") Me "No...his younger brother,...by 7 years " Either he looks old or I look remarkably youthful for my advancing years. Must be all that good clean living and healthy lifestyle