A passing bloke made my night !

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  1. shenk1

    shenk1 Well-Known Member

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    Last night out in the local I visited the lavvie......(I know what your dirty minds are thinking already ;))

    Coming back (having not had any encounters whatsoever :p) the bloke sat near me n my mate says to me "Are you Daves lad?"

    Says me "What Dave ****** ?"(surname witheld so I can take the p155 out of him when I see him without his prior knowledge;))

    "Yes thats him...are you his lad?"(for out of towners "His son")

    Me "No...his younger brother,...by 7 years :D"

    Either he looks old or I look remarkably youthful for my advancing years. Must be all that good clean living and healthy lifestyle :p
     
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    Well, I never!
     
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    That's 30 seconds of my life in never getting back ;)
     

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