A pint to the person who comes up with the most ludicrous reason for not signing Ward

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  1. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    In the lead at the moment is the theory that we didn't really want to sign him in the first place.
     
    Jay, Jan 8, 2009
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    paul.d Well-Known Member

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    I have it on good authority.............

    that the sticking point was his demand that we changed our shirt colour to blue as it matched his complexion better
     
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    Shagged Daveys mother

    :eek:
     
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    Scores goals - wouldn't fit in. nt
     
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    Because Davey's decided to sign a left back instead

    make it a pint of Lowenbrau with a dash please.
     
    S.M., Jan 8, 2009
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    Its hilarious isn't it?

    Yesterday he was a good signing, today he's crap.

    I think it's because we offered him the number 8 shirt, and he said **** off, he wanted 10.
     
    Blunkett, Jan 8, 2009
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    Just like Andy Johnson did? nt
     
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    as part of the medical a blood test was taken and this proved that Ward is actually Davey's Love child from a 1 night stand with a troll when he was a youth back in Wales. Davey feared this getting out and the CSA doing him for all that Child support so he's burnt the test results and cancelled the deal!!!
     
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    Dale BFC New Member

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    Are you suggesting a double team jonners?

    (2gay)
     
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    He is a practicing Muslim, and we know what they are like.
     
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    We've turned our attention to Kris Boyd now he's failed to agree terms with Brum nt
     
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  12. Andy Mac

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    Offered £2k a week in Snow White at City Varieties. nt
     
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    Oh Arr! nt
     
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    going saturday are we? nt
     
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    Tevez is coming instead nt
     
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    Where ?

    Oakwell or City Varieties ?
     
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    Odejayi threatened him...

    Miguel Out of the way puts KO 4th choice, so he saw Jamie Ward as a threat.
     
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    He wouldn't be as prolific in front of goal as Oddjob nt
     
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  19. bar

    barnsleyone Well-Known Member

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    either its same thing aint it pantomime lol nt
     
    barnsleyone, Jan 8, 2009
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  20. Gue

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    he thought his agent said burnley

    he'd have done that deal for 10 quid a week
     
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