A police horse bit my head...........

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  1. Young Nudger

    Young Nudger Well-Known Member

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    On the way to the ground
    this dim wit West Yorkshire copper on a horse - his horse bit me on the back of the head and when I turned round I shouted at him and all he had to say or shout back was - the leeds fans are coming, the leeds fans are coming !!!!!!
    About 100 leeds fans surrounded by coppers being marched up from the train station
    I shouted back - Im not bothered who is fooking coming
    I mean, who the fooook is bothered about leeds fans ???
    So he says - dunt fooking swear at me and starts chasing me round the street signs on his fooking horse
    These West Yorkshire coppers are not a patch on our south yorkshire police
     
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    Well done Shergar well done!!! An extra bale of hay for you in the morning!
     
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    I did figure that you would comment on something like that rather than the fact that the club you love to criticise won. :)</p>
     
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    I used to :pff
     
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    Hope its vaccines are up to date

    Poor sod must have need its teeth n jaw seeing to after such a shock to its systme as your thick skull
     
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    Have you got ginger hair?
     
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    RE: Hope its vaccines are up to date

    The message header didn't specify which head was bitten.

    Sorry - Saturday night.
     
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    I thought you were going to tell a joke ...
     
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  10. Young Nudger

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    I thought you were going to tell a joke ..........its no joke a horse sucking at your skull
     
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    I bet it isn't - must have smarted a bit!
     
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    West Yorkshire Police

    Early 1990's when we played Leeds at Elland Rd in a FA Cup replay.
    Queue snakeing from away turnstyles along pavement, I was walking down to the end of queue when a copper on horseback tells me to "get in the queue", so I said I was going to the end of the queue and he says "no, just get in the queue", at this point I was close to the front of the queue and he shouts "GET IN THE QUEUE", so I'm saying loudly "So, you want me to push in the queue", and a reds fan in the queue says to me, "Just get in here mate"........think the copper wanted me to push in hoping that people in the queue would then kick off about someone pushing in!
     
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    nearly got trampled by 2 of them outside Groggers/Train Station after the game.
     
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    Is the horse OK?
     
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    did it brek it's teeth on thi head nudge</p>
     
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    was talking to a police man on the corner inbetween ponty and west he said it was his day off but had to work and hes a season ticket holder.. unlucky
     
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    Very unusual for a horse to bite someone. They usually kick out, and you'd certainly have something to complain about if it had done that.
     
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    Horses do bite in fear tho'. Maybe Young Nudger was toooooooo scary for it.
     
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    THey were OTT
     
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    Proper LOL

    That is the funniest thing i have ever read
     
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