A Question To Ask On Behalf Of A BBS Member

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  1. dreamboy3000

    dreamboy3000 Well-Known Member

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    Got a text earlier to post the following question on here and it will be explained apparently later.........

    Have you ever woke up after a piss up and found strange writing any wHERE on your anatomy?

    I'm not sure if the caps bit is significant or not, so I wrote it as I recieved it.
     
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  2. Tyk

    Tyketical M'stroke New Member

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    Yes

    I once woke up and found the entire works of Shakespeare written on one half of my flaccid ****. Oh aye.
     
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  3. EastStander

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    No

    What constitutes "strange writing"? Is this Chinese script or Egyptian hieroglyphics? Personally I'd find any writing to be strange.
     
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    No, but i did once write all over my mate Skip when he was pissed, and he got up and went to work a bit bleary with '****' still on his forehead. (reply to Dreamy not Easty)
     
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    *Windy Banned Idiot

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    A very similar one.

    We wrote **** on my mate's forehead in big thick letters and left him asleep in an armchair. He got up in the morning and went to the shop for some milk and a paper. Said he thought at the time he was getting some funny looks.
     
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    bangbababing New Member

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    I once woke up on holiday and my mates had written all over me in black marker. Stuff like 'Property of Michael Jackson' and 'I bum sheep, pigs and men'!!!!
     
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    Westie Well-Known Member

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    What is most interesting is

    Are you and do you?
     
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    RE: Yes

    What about woody when he had that **** on his neck that wouldn't wash off!
     
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    bangbababing New Member

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    RE: What is most interesting is

    Ha ha-hell no.
    I once drew a **** on my housemates neck and he was going to dinner with his girlfriend that day and then to his uncles house. His girlfriend had to scrub it off with nail varnish remover!!! :D
     
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  10. dreamboy3000

    dreamboy3000 Well-Known Member

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    It's Been Explained To Me Now

    Basically it's to see if someone on here owns up to it being done to them before.
     
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    go on - admit it - someones written 2/10 on your arse! nt
     
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    Hicksy Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Never

    I already know my response. Next weekend your informer better get ready</p>

    </p>
     
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    I once woke up.....

    ....with "TW@T" written across my forehead in shaving foam, also sporting a shaving foam beard and moustache, and wearing a pair of blue protective laboratory goggles.
     
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  14. dreamboy3000

    dreamboy3000 Well-Known Member

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    Apparently.........

    according to someone completely different, there's picture evidence of this :D :D :D
     
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    Merde Tete Well-Known Member

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    RE: Apparently.........

    How the **** did you find out about that???!!! Just relieved it never made it across here for distribution on my wedding day!
     
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