A seal walks into a pub

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    A seal walks into a pub and the barman asks: "What's your pleasure?"

    The seal replies that he only drinks whiskey, leaving the server to enquire of his favourite brand.

    "Anything but Canadian Club," he says
     
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    Eskimo's Snow mobile breaksdown in the North Pole, along comes the Snow mobile repear man to take a look, after sometime looking under the hood he stands up and says "looks like you've blown a seal mate"
    The Eskimo replies "No, thats just where the ice forms on my beard"
     
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