He's a striker, he's a striker, he's a striker Constantine. he's gonna fool ya, he's gonna do ya, he's our striker Constantine! any improvements welcome.
to the tune of Pulp - common people he came from Burslem he had a thirst for chavs, he studied goalscoring at Vale Park, thats where Davey caught his eye he told me that Robbie Williams wasnt loaded i said "in that case tha can have Marc Richards aswell" He said "fine" and in 30 seconds time Gay Tyke said ive seen the film Constantine, i want to do what ever Leo Constantine does i want to sleep wth Leo Constantine ill stop there not sure if its too long or not?