A vegetarian question relating to poo

I thought I'd highlight the subject in the heading to minimise the risk of offending people.

When you read books about dogs and their sh*t, (yes ES, I'm always reading such books) it says if a dog has a healthy diet, it should go twice a day, it's 'stool' should be firm and not very smelly. If you maintain this healthy diet, your dog will have a long and healthy life.

I think the same theory could be applied to people and therefore, why, when my boss goes for a **** in the morning, am I embarrassed to have a meeting in our boardroom for the next 3 hours, in case someone thinks I made that smell?

He's a proud vegetarian and eats chickpeas and other such bolox and I think when he grows up, he's going to be very disappointed in his life choice.

discuss.

 

Vegetarians stink. Ipso fact their poo reeks. They have very bad body odour too from not eating proper food. Weirdos.

 

I think that wraps it up nicely Dirk, thanks for taking part.

 

Can't be doing with a long drawn out debate. Next topic please.

 

When a tree falls in the woods, if noone is around does it make a sound?

yes.

 

Theres a vegetarian shop at the bottom of my old road.

All the people behind the counter and the owners are obviously practising vegetarians and you would have thought they would look really healthy and glowing but they all look like crap. Really pale skin, lots of red spots and blotches on their faces.

Meat rocks.

 

Interesting that none of them are biting.

I think it's because their teeth are falling out.

 

Probably too ashamed that they are wrecking Britains farming industry with their demented lifestyle. The dirty swines.

 

also, "meat+rocks"

is an awesome analogy, obviously as according to some, when we started using rocks as tools, that's when we started eating meat......

.....any god botherers fancy an argument on that one?

 

In think the reality is, that they can't be annoyed AND summon up the energy to enter a debate. they're probably sweating and breathing heavily near the PC, eating a banana in readiness for a 'get ******' post or something. We'll probably get a response at 4.30pm once the potassium has kicked in.

I might have spelt potassium wrong....and pedants fancy a set to?

 

Confounding

I have several mates who are vegies and have also noticed that many of them look ill.

But I suspect its not directly related to the diet but other daft things they get upto. For example, have you ever noticed that most of the nutters who eat organic food for health reasons also smoke. Perhaps organic tobaco is better for you.

 

Interesting angle Y Goch, so what you're suggesting is (and I'm not putting words into your mouth or anything), that all vegetarians are nutters and some of them probably add the smell to their poo, because they are so disturbed? I blame care in the community myself.

 

Famous vegetarians.

Hitler. Nuff said

 

Hitler...dead
Linda McCartney...dead

it's like a never ending scroll, that acts as an example of poor decision making.

 

In addition

There is a higher incidence of dyslexia in veggies. This has been related to lack of zinc in the diet.
But again I suspect confounding and think middle class moaners are more likely to have their kids called dyslexic rather than thick.

 

The only good vegetarian.....</p>

Mate of mine was a vegetarian. Married the ugliest bird on the planet. Then emigrated.</p>

Lass I work with is vegetarian. Gorgeous looking but thick as a brick.</p>

You see ? It just fcks their lives up.</p>

 

Did you offer

her a little meat?

 

I'm going to call my kid Newport, Isle of Wight

I think it emphasises my class.

Your arguments and evidence are strong and well thought out Y Goch, I suspect you eat animals

 

Surely

Peter Noone would hear it!

 

When i've watched Gillian McKeith inspecting poos of the fat meateaters

she reckons they stink worse and have bad consistancy.

I'm vegetarian and my poos smell of roses and heve the consistancy of a fine Cuban cigar that was rolled on the thighs of a virgin.