A very unflattering picture of Mido in the Sheffield Star

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    #1 S.M., Jul 18, 2012
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    #2 Conan Troutman, Jul 18, 2012
    Good God. Or should that be Good Allah.
     
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    #3 Penityke, Jul 18, 2012
    Christ. That's very worrying ...... Is this seriously the best we can do as a championship club ?

    Season ticket money staying put full stop.

    Depressing.
     
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    #4 Gordon Owen, Jul 18, 2012
    Don't worry Keef will have him running around the lake down Pontefract road, he'll be the size of Jan Molby by the time the season starts.
     
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    #5 Tyketical Masterstroke, Jul 18, 2012
    Disgraceful that a professional athlete would let himself get like that. What a waste of talent.
     
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    #6 Dyson, Jul 18, 2012
    Bet he's had a f.cking reight laugh, though.
     
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    #7 Tyketical Masterstroke, Jul 18, 2012
    #EatingburgersontheboginanElvisstylee
     
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    #8 Poet, Jul 18, 2012
    How is that possible? Playing football, day in day out whilst also hitting the gym! He must be putting away some serious amount of calories to have a gut on him like that, and I mean a serious amount.
     
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    #9 Dyson, Jul 18, 2012
    Surrounded by bitches using coke like talc.
     
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    #10 Dyson, Jul 18, 2012
    He's not been playing football for months.
     
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    #11 dreamboy3000, Jul 18, 2012
    Looks like he's stuffed a couple of pillows under his shirt.
     
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    #12 MonkeyRed, Jul 18, 2012
    Be reyt, it's Ramadan next month...
     
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    #13 Poet, Jul 18, 2012
    Evidently!
     
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    #14 Gordon Owen, Jul 18, 2012
    I bet he's nibbles like a vampire though when the sun goes down
     
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    #15 Gordon Owen, Jul 18, 2012
    On a more serious note, how quick is Keef expecting him to shift that timber? He's has a lot of work to put in just to get him in shape for the winter, on the brighter side if he does get in shape and plays well the January window will have passed and we won't be flogging him!
     
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    #16 dreamboy3000, Jul 18, 2012
    Aye with it being a 12 month contract we get the fat Mido, bang him back into shape and get ready to flog him in January with 6 months left so some other club can reap the benefit of our hardwork getting him back to full fitness.
     
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    #17 Gordon Owen, Jul 18, 2012
    If he does get anywhere near fit, l don't think he'll be showing enough form in January to be attracting attention. I can't see him featuring much in the first half of the season unless Keef feeds him Crystal Meth.
     
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    #18 Whitey, Jul 18, 2012
    Give the bloke a chance.

    A fat chance.
     
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    #19 properboitellthi, Jul 18, 2012
    the worst of that is that having seen him last night it's actually a very flattering picture.

    Make no mistake he's got some serious weight to lose.
     
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    #20 WorsbroughRed, Jul 18, 2012
    Its why i'm glad he's joined this early in the pre-season, least it does give him a (fat) chance of shifting lots of it before season starts.

    Just keep him away form all kebab shops in tarn.
     
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