Rachel, the daughter of my mum’s friend, has a part time job in Meadowhall. Her boyfriend, Jonathon, and his mate, Simon, were late night Christmas shopping, so they were able to give Rachel a lift home. On their arrival there was nowhere to park outside Rachel’s house, so Rachel and Jonathon went indoors while Simon looked for a parking space further up the street. About 10 minutes passed, but Simon hadn’t returned, so Jonathon gave his mate a ring on his mobile. “You alright mate, where are you?” “I’m sat here, in the lounge.” “Err, I don’t think so mate, we’re all in the lounge.” “I am! I’m sat on the sofa in front of the telly!” Turns out, the silly bugger had gone next door and the woman there had let him in, sat him down and made him a cup of tea! She thought he was her daughter’s friend, but when she shouted up to tell her daughter that Simon was here, her daughter was a bit confused as she doesn’t know a Simon.
was the neighbours daughter upstairs having a piss? Otherwise the title is a bit misleading and I feel ripped off a bit.
