They're better than your slippers. Your slippers are from an American website so they don't exist and anyway you can't use that website because the company that owns that website was bought out by a company that owns a website that closed because of a union therefore inequivocally proving that your website is a batsard and is cruel to it's workers and so you're a batsard for using it and I'm cleverer than you and everyone else should join me in obsessively hating you.