"Absolutey... absolutely... abs-o-feckin-lutely. "just.." "really..."

Please can we ban the word "absolutely" from the English language at least until the dust settles down on it.
I'm absolutely sick to death with the excessive use of it when absolutely all that is required is the word "yes". I do want to slap people who say it.
I hope you all feel absolutely guilty of saying it and I therefore trust you will all now refrain absolutely from using it henceforth and will kick yourselves red raw if you blunder.
Oh and by the way..... how many feckin times do I have to listen to people saying "just"? just, just, just............ gets on yer tits.
Oh, "really" as well.
Over to you.

 

And I am sick to death with people using the C and F word due to their inability to use the English language properly. A curse is one thing, but the use of expletives in lieu of the plentiful adjectives in our language, shows downright ignorance by the party using it.

 

I absolutely ****ing agree. Those kind of folk are just ****s

 

Can we also ban "literally"? Until people can actually use it