I can put up with most but these really put me about No. 1 scouse (err like) No. 2 manc (I haven't met one who doesn't sound like a wide boy intent on ripping me off) no. 3 dee daa (nah den dee) no. 4 cockernee (allwight mate)
South African followed by Australian rising intonation, </p> followed by posh young Englishkids who also now dorising intonation on account of watching too many episodes of Neigbours, </p> followed byLondon/Essex wide-boy accent with 'yeah' on the end of every sentence.</p>
scouse.especially the women geordie.not so much the accent more the attitude of everyone i've ever met that they think they are more loyal to their team than any other supporter in the world.
Worst and best of dialects Worst 1. Scouse 2. Glasgow 3. Brummie 4. Cockney Best 1. Barnsley 2. West coast of Ireland 3. East coast of Scotland 4. Welsh
welsh is good sounds like they're singing when they're talking, bet it's exhausting doing that all the time don't like Mancunian twang but other parts of deep, dark Lancashire can actually be quite amusing for a while, don't know if I could live with it all the time though
How can you hate something that's so funny? I still maintain that if I was Prime Minister I would pass the law that all TEFL (teaching English as a foreign language) teachers would have to be brummie so that all foreigners subsequently spoke with a brummie accent. Purely for my own personal amusement.
1.scouse, they always sound like someone whos gunna jump ya and rape ya grandma 2. welsh, dunno why just cant stand it 3, german, as a comedian once said, "SOUNDS LIKE TYPEWRITERS EATING TINFOIL BEEN KICKED DOWN A STAIRS" horrible language, noone should ever speak it 4. scottish, not that bad, just think its the worst of whats left
No No no no no your all wrong 1-3) Cockney 4) Brum Everything else is kinda ok ... except bristol and cornwall .... and norfolk.... ok what i'm saying is midlands and north are ok along with Welsh and Scottish.
Women - Barnsley Men - Notts The schreeching Barnsley accent on some women is worse than drawing your fingers down a blackboard.</p> Notts accent men - you could punch them all night and never get tired. </p>
Thinking about this some more .... ... after the tarn accent, the next best has got to be proper lancashire (not Manc).. Do you not think so? No, do you not? After that a bit of wales (is it), especially on a lass. I don't find a tame scouse, if it was strong it would get a bit annoying though.
Considering I'm in Teesside at the moment... 1. Middlesborough. Not Yorkshire, not Geordie. Just ****. 2. Birmingham. Makes even the fittest girl unshaggable. 3. Leeds. Worst accent in Yorkshire. Well, assuming Boro classed as Teesside. 4. Essex. Cockney is a great accent. Essex isn't. and if I could add a 5th- Parsons Green. Posh cnuts.