Easy. Smashing the **** out of a motorbike while setting fire to 10,000 Meatloaf CD's. Naked. Covered in maple syrup.
I'm on something alright. A chair. Comfy one too. Just like a Shackleton's high seat chair, with over 100 to choose from. Dillingers Missus gets my adrenalin flowing. And my love spongle.
RE: Easy. Do you also seek attention! because i cant for the life of me think why some on here find you funny! </p> I think you're trying to hard. </p>
I was a sickly child. I asked my psychiatrist if my attention seeking is a cry for help. He said "This is the butchers". I think it's code for something to do with hiding in my cave, or summat. Do you have all "Meats" CD's?
RE: I was a sickly child. Ahhh. They're all still on vinyl then. Good work. Does your machine have a heated seat? I nearly put a biker into a field this morning. I was driving along a straight road ... and, silly me, I thought I had the right of way - but no - the biker pulling out of a t-junction decided that the laws of the road don't apply to him. My reward for swerving around him, possibly saving his near worthless life & ending up sideways on the kerb? He rode off. Bike riders are socially inadequate potential mass murderers.
Climbing 1000ft masts used to, but then it just become a job.</p> Rideing in a group of 100s of scoters/bikes on rideouts/rallies.</p> Near misses when rideing scooter.</p> BodyBoardin in rough seas, 10ft+ waves.</p> Playing in a band on stage.</p> Barnsley finals.</p>