Advice for Barnsley fans coming to the game tomorrow

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  1. raw

    rawsheffield New Member

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    Nah then mi old pit dwelling neighbours. Before you make the trip down the A61 to the bright lights of the big City just you remember to get yourself scrubbed up and into your Sunday best. Afterall you've gotta make an impression on your well to do superious.

    Just so you know, we're having a whip round in The Travellers before the game so that your able to call at KFC on your way home. Wouldnt want your entire family not to eat for a week just cos you've spent the savings fund on a day out to Sheffield.

    Enjoy your day out, take lots of pictures and try and save some change in your pocket to get them developed down at Boots on Monday morning.

    Oh and one other thing.........its not okay to shag your sister or your mother in Sheffield so please refrain from doing so, at least until you cross back over the city boundary.

    Up the Owls
     
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    Never heard that before!!! Oh my god, im in stitches!! :pff :-| :pff :-|
     
  3. E.I. Addio

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    <font face="tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#3300cc">&quot;well to do superious&quot;</font></p>

    <font face="Tahoma" color="#000000">Christ on a bike!</font></p>
     
  4. S.M.

    S.M. Well-Known Member

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    hope you're wearing the double breasted number tomora, you fat bald get.
     
  5. Gue

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    who's on wind up patrol this week then? usual suspects i'm thinking
     
  6. BFC Dave

    BFC Dave Well-Known Member

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    RE: who's on wind up patrol this week then? usual suspects i'm thinking

    Mc Dog ??
     
  7. Gue

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    Are there any schools where our "superious" live?.

    "Well to do" pff-ff-ff! Jag on t'drive and nowt in fridge.
     
  8. E.I. Addio

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    Bet he meant spurious
     
  9. Gue

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    HA HA DE DAH
    That remark about people being inbreads is about as clever as you can get. why not try somethingh originale. see you tomorrow de dah. you rdes
     
  10. BRF

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    Can I just say that my sister trained to be a nurse at the Northern General until she left for Australia.

    She said that their was quite a few inbred babies born in Sheffield and that it was among the highest rate in the country. So sounds like they sing the Barnsley family song with experience on how it’s done.

    And as for the tramp song, what’s that all about. Don’t see too many tramps around unlike Sheffield. The last time I was in Sheffield I gave a Burger to a tramp outside McDonalds.
     
  12. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    SM thought it was me.

    But it wasn't.

    Quite difficult to wind people up when you're driving on the M1.

    And even my grammar isn't quite that bad.
     
  13. S.M.

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    Stay away tomorrow please

    jonah.
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Tickets already purchased.

    I'll be there.

    Witbrarnsuitart.

    Anyway - it was your mate who was the Jonah.
    Look at the Hull performance.
    Keep him away ... possibly by telling him there's a sale on at George (at Asda).
     
  15. Gue

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    I'm amazed any babies are born in Baaaarnsli, 'cos your women are so fecking ugly that normal men would stick to w4nking.

    Super Owls - 3
    Dingle Joeys - 0

    Get ready.
     
  16. Gue

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    Wahay! Wheres Danger QPR Ranger?
     
  17. Gue

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    No idea.

    As we're not the same person.
    I thought we'd cleared this IP thingy up before?
    Maybe eating all that coal has scrambled your spacky little brain?

    3-0 to mighy Owls.
     
  18. S.M.

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    I love your fashion advice

    like anyone listens to a slightly camp balding Jeff Wanks.

    row z.
     
  19. Gue

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    All mi teeth are black.

    T.W.At
     
  20. O.W.T.

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    Take flight little owl ,

    the Tykes are coming ....
     

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