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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical M'stroke New Member

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    My boss has just asked me to make a cup of tea. In the room there's a kettle, plugged in and half full of boiled water. There's also a mug with a teabag in it, and a bottle of milk by the side of it on the table.</p>

    Any ideas?</p>
     
  2. Isl

    Isle of Wight Tyke Active Member

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    get a plumber in mate. you're not insured to take that on.
     
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     Are you Corgi registered! If not stay away.
     
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    pompey_red Well-Known Member

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    its a test of nerve !!

    do you.

    A. make him a brew using the pre laid out items.
    B. maske him a brew using new items.
    C. tell him to make his own brew if hes thirsty.

    answer A. shows lazyness but cunning, the path of least resistance

    B. Shows keeness to please whilst not upsetting the person who's halfway through making a brew

    C. shows you're looking for a new job !!
     
  5. Gue

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    Corgi fitters ...all ********...I had one round to fit mine...bugger ripped me off

    He fitted two jack russells the sod...not a dammed corgi anywhere
     
  6. kestyke

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    Force feed him the tea bag and pour the boiling water down his throat, spin him around on his chair for five minutes to ensure proper infusion and then add milk and sugar if required.
     
  7. Che

    Chef Tyke Well-Known Member

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    well

    do you like your boss?

    if not - spunk all over the tea bag

    then pour
     
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    Barnsley chop New Member

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    is it in your job description
     

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