Advice to 'A' level students thinking of Uni

There is, of course, only one university in Britain, and that is Oxford. Many other cities and towns claim that they also have similar establishments, but a true chap would blush from spending three of their formative years in some concrete monstrosity of the Midlands, or the dark satanic mills of the North. One is not to be fooled either by members of the royal family who opt to join the arts-and-craft communities of our Caledonian cousins. Intelligent homosexuals are permitted to attend the University of Cambridge, which offers a variety of courses on espionage leading to worthy careers working for the KGB in mysterious buildings south of the Thames.

 

PMSL

and RR#2 won't go cos " I want to be able to keep my season ticket and Oxford is too far to travel for every home game"

 

Come on

You missed the opportunity to have a go at this fantastic university here in west Wales.
Oldest University in Wales.
Highest ratio of books to people on the earth.
Highest in league table of satisfied students.
Wonderful place to live

I've friends in Oxford and I would not study there for all the tea in China.
bit far from Oakwell though

 

But more to the point

whats the ratio of sheep to satified students?

 

RE: But more to the point

The relationship is statistically very tight.
As they say.

I always have a spoof module on my web pages.
one year I had one called 'ovine copulation' and when you clicked on the link you got the message - this module is only available through Welsh.
It landed me in some trouble with the university!