So it is my son's eighteenth birthday. He's over in Canada for six months. I think he took his virginity with him (but what do I know). I know that he sure won't bring it back. He is in a hostel in Banff and he is mixing with the twenty-something English backpackers. Boozing and shagging, I'll bet.... I'm glad he's doing it over there. He can now apply for a work visa and then get a job as a ski instructor (for kids, I guess). He's a fine young feller. Maybe Donny Boy is too and he will 'mature up' in the next coupla years.