I've lived a sheltered life. I've learnt more from your posts + Google than all the rest of my life combined.
I've only just got that Please excuse me whilst I banish myself to the garden, shameful and embarrassed.
To keep fit: He needs plenty of this for breakfast: http://www.spoff.co.uk/ Tasty, if a little salty.
Re: To keep fit: For a man who claims to be heterosexual you're utterly obsessed with s.punk. #closet
No. I'm jizzt not obsessed 5punk with jizz at all. Spoff spongle man-fat baby-gravy. You look a bit like a sperm. All massive at the top, but really thin at the bottom.