Alan Shearer gets a Degree

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  1. Gue

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    From Northumbria University.

    No doubt did his dissertation on 'How to be a cheating, elbowing lovely person, and get away with it'
     
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  2. Jay

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    Good marriage and that?
     
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    How was the wedding?

    Did you have sex with the bridesmaid?
     
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  4. Gue

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    Mucky bridesmaids ?
     
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  5. Gue

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    So many questions.........

    Magic day, they all say it will be but truly it was. Although I got a bit twitted and can't remember much after 6 ish

    Class Honeymoon, all the sex was a bit of a chore, but brilliant time all the same
     
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    One more question...

    Have you given her a Gazzering yet?
     
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  7. Gue

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    Don't think that was in the manual I bought

    Does it involve a mars bar ?
     
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    You know

    A Paul Gascoigne-esque beating?</p>

    It was in the manual I read at Geoff Boycotts.</p>
     
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  9. Gue

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    I did actually give her a slap on our wedding night

    No seriously. Only a light beating mind.

    We stopped the night in a hotel local to the reception, as did a number of our friends and family. One of my mates got up to go for a pee in the night but got lost and ended up in our room having a rinse against the wardrobe. He was out of it so you can hardly hold him to blame, but she got the right hump and wouldn't stop moaning on, so I gave her a slap
     
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    You're ok...

    Its the law.</p>

    Plus mates are always miles more important than wives/girlfriends anyway.</p>

    They need to know early on.</p>
     
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  11. Gue

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    You're not wrong

    Set your stall out early doors
     
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