Albert Einstein sent me an email....

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  1. Gue

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    it says....</p>

    Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.</p>
     
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    A physicist gets stopped by the traffic police

    The copper says "excuse me Sir, but do you know what speed you were doing?”

    To which the physicist replies “no idea, but I know exactly where I am!”
     
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    Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?

    To get to the same side.
     
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    Tee Hee

    I've got one on my desk that I bore people to death with. Moebius strip that is.
     
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    You been hitting the Klein bottle again? nt
     
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    There are 10 types of people in this world...

    .. those of us who understand the binary system and those who don't.
     
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    88.2% of Statistics are made up on the spot - Vic Reeves nt
     
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