All Black joke compilation

Probably already posted but just in case not


"World leaders are united in their praise for the All Blacks in doing
their bit to reduce their carbon footprint by dropping the Wallabies off
on their way home"

Q. What do you do for a drowning New Zealand Rugby player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the surface, but he'll choke anyway.


Q. What's the difference between the All blacks and an arsonist?
A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 4 matches.


The All Blacks are bringing out a new bra! Plenty of support, soft and
no
CUP!!!


Did you hear that the NZ Post Office has had to recall their latest
stamps?
They had pictures of the All Blacks players on them. People couldn't
figure
out
which side to spit on.


Did you hear about the Kiwi politician who was found dead in a All Black
jersey?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his
family
from the embarrassment.


Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says,
"Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up
everything
inside them is numbered."
The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything
inside
them
is in alphabetical order."
Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is
colour-coded."
The fourth one says, "I prefer New Zealand Rugby players. They're
heartless,
spineless, gutless and their heads and bums are interchangeable."


A man meets a friend and sees that his friend's car is total write-off
and
covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.
He asks his friend "What's happened to your car ?"
"Well," the friend responds, "I ran over Graham Henry".
"OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the
leaves,
the
grass, the branches and the dirt ?"
"Well, he tried to escape through the park."