Alternative Barnsley Villages (a bit of fun, not serious)

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    Crimethorpe - A lovely old pit village where if you have a car, make sure you have every steering wheel lock possible. Also, barrier up your Windows.

    Boyland - Here is where the gay community of the male variety live. Don't bend over whilst out in the new Tesco. Especially down the soap isle.

    Fathersley - Where the single dad's live who have been divorced from the wicked wives.

    Thugwood - Big hitters and He Man wannabes live here. Looking for a fight is like shopping for groceries at asda. You will always find one.

    Barnsley Clown Centre - says it all. Especially outside the bus station on Saturday afternoons. Also a few found at oakwell at 3pm.
     
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    Feel free to add your own.
     
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    Paincross, where religious types flock to the Eastfield Arms car park and nail themselves to wooden structures
     
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    New Dodge - BMBC knock down the sprawling estate and rebuild it with a Cowboy themed redevelopment
     
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    Punk Bretton - still 1977 in this village. God save the queen.
     
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    Penis Town - the locals refuse to move out when local DJ Stephanie Hirst buys 'herself' a new build whilst still a Pre Op Trannie
     
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    Kecksborough- where the inhabitants are believed to only change their underkecks annually around Boxing Day.
     
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    Couldeth , cudeth - worth a visit , they also adore MICHEAL,Parkinson (not). ChewinT Cud .
     
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    Coldthorpe

    freezing all year
     
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    dodleworth - easy to escape barnsley
     
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    Bellsecar....christened by NIGHTMARE inrecognition of our good characters ;)
     
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    W&nk end.
     
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    Woystone- where our very own Woy Hodgson was born and waised.
    Bet not many of you knew that fact!
     
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    Farton - allus windy darn theer .!
     
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    Carton - People from this village don't get their milk in bottles, oh no.

    Dogmoor - Villagers that refuse to pick up their pets excrement.

    Gawper - If a car drives past you on the street, the locals simply stop and stare. Drool is optional.
     
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    Parton. Dolly took inspiration for her stage name after an early childhood visit
     
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    Cowthorne....I'm sure our lass was from there ;)
     
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    Shafted - Which is what people soon realise they are having bought a house here.

    Grapplewell - Where every wannabe wrestler wishes they were born.

    Jokewell - Oh my, what a funny football team they have.
     
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    Farfield. Its miles away
     
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    Penistone - oh hang on . . .
     
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